Goodr The Originals - Happy Festivus Ya Filthy Animals
Classic shape with new levels of style and performance.
Designed to look good and fit comfortably on your face.
No Slip: special grip coating to help eliminate slippage when sweating.
No Bounce: the frame is snug and light-weight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running.
All Polarized: glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of harmful UVA and UVB rays.
Swap your tree for a pole, empty pleasantries for an airing of
grievances, and friendly hugs goodbye for a good old-fashioned wrestling
If this sounds like the perfect combination of all of your favorite activities, slip on these red and chrome shades and start practicing your Nelson hold.
A Half Nelson just isn’t going to get it done, and you can’t leave until the host is pinned.
This rule is non-negotiable.
Happy Festivus, ya filthy animal.